The United Socialist States of S0viet REunion is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tiger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.479 billion S0viet REunionianers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tigrograd. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong S0viet REunionian economy, worth 114 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,659 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S0viet REunion's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ATHEISM.

S0viet REunion is ranked 28,065^th in the world and 541^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,639.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.